OMG what did I just do Subscription

By purchasing ANY subscription you agree that they will be distance bound to an object you own. You understand that NOTHING will be mailed out to you, it will be distance bound whatever you choose in your subscription.

OK I thought about this one before I decided to do it. This will give you access to tools of the trade for devious and dangerous spells. Once a month an OMG what did I just do spirit/entity will be mailed out to you. This will give you access to a page with spells on it to help you create the world as you see fit and help turn others to you. This will give you access to portals, curses and so much more