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Q: What are you looking for in a companion?

A: A FEMALE WHO KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN, TO NOT TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING OUT ALIVE. 

Q: What do you want a potential female to know?

A: I DON'T WANT SEX FROM YOU, I JUST DON'T LIKE MEN. THEY ARE GREEDY SELFISH CREATURES THAT ONLY SEEM TO WANT WHAT THEY WANT AND DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHERS. ALL THE WARS OF THE WORLD WERE STARTED BY MEN, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT?

Q: So, tell your future companion about yourself: 

A: I AM A SANG VAMPIRE THAT LOVES TO GAMBLE, IS KINDA DANGEROUS AND DEADLY. I DON'T MIND DISHING OUT REVENGE. I LOVE MONEY AS I HAVE HAD IT ALL MY LIFE SO I WILL  SHOW YOU HOW TO GET IT. IF YOU HAVE MALE SPIRITS IN YOUR HOUSE I DON'T MIND BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO INTERACT WITH THEM. ONLY THE FEMALES AND ONLY YOU. 

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